Okay, so we know vampires make bad boyfriends, but I would argue they are excellent hairdressers.

Vampire hair

Merry Credit Cards....don't you hate that 'covety' feeling that comes at Xmas? I know I do. When you think about it, isn't it our parent's fault for making us sooo excited on Xmas eve..because we know we're going to get 'new stuff'. This is constantly rubbing up against and causing friction burns with the 'thinglessness' part of the brain I know I'm supposed to cultivate.

Pretty xmas lights

M.I.L approved haircut

My mother-in-law is very sweet and very posh, so it's only natural that she would offer me a haircut for Xmas. Hey, I have no money, more than happy! I look just a little less scruffy ('suitable for an in-law' - I'm sure that was 99% joking) and the colour is punk-y-er ie, more blue-red than copper. Perfectly appropriate for Summer and the fire elements. Blessed be.